I just finished making my solar eclipse box. I think I did it right. If not, I guess I’ll have a little trouble finding my way back into my house when it’s over. My area is in the path of totality.
This morning, I heard that we should expect all sorts of strange things…like crickets chirping. Really? The crickets around my house never shut up. They’re chirping right now.
The birds would stop singing. The birds here sing all the time, even at night so I don’t think they’re going to know the difference.
We will be able to see Jupiter and Saturn burning brightly in the sky, but only if you’re one of the places that will get the total blackout. Great! I’ve actually grown a little bored with seeing Venus all the time.
The temperature will drop. Well, yeah. If the sun is blocked, I would imagine the temperature would drop. I don’t think you have to be a rocket scientist to figure that out…but I’ll make sure I have my blankie.
That temperature drop could also possibly cause dew to fall on you. Cool. I’ll bring a towel.
There are supposed to be traffic jams and empty shelves at grocery stores. I’m not going to be out and about and I have my case of Boost chilling in the refrigerator, so I’m good.
One person said it would change anybody who witnessed it. Okay. Change them how? Are women suddenly going to grow facial and chest hair? Are men going to develop boobs? Maybe they mean it in a metaphysical way…such as feeling that you and the universe are “one.” Pffft! I’ll pass.
Then I heard this woman say “and make sure all of your pets are inside.” I’m thinking….”seriously?”
In all my years, I have never seen an animal who looked like it was thinking “hmm. I think I’ll just sit here for a while and stare at the sun.” I know some people are a few bricks shy of a load but most animals are pretty smart and I can’t imagine a dog or a cat, jumping up and down saying “let’s go stare at the sun. Please, please, can we?”
I’ve also heard that it will signal the end of time. When I was younger and still had hopes and dreams, that idea would have scared the ever-loving stuffing out of me. Just a decade ago, I would have been worried to death about my family. Now…I don’t really care.
Still, I’m going to watch the eclipse and if I hear trumpets blowing and see an angry God sitting on His throne, I’ll just say “oh well.”