After the flitty woman rendered me paranoid about the life that lay ahead of me, she decided to read my palm.
She said I was a “water sign” (or whatever it was) because I have long palms and very long fingers. She said I was fiercely independent (well, after having been married in name only for forty years and raising four children by myself, I pretty much had to be.)
She said she could tell I didn’t want to be tied down because my index fingers on both hands “strayed” away from the others.
She said my ‘love line” showed that I was a protagonist. She said I was a “justice seeker and an avenger.” Yep. I hate injustice more than anything…and Loser pointed that out to the judge when he was trying to get him to deny my petition for divorce for adultery (in favor of his because he was the one who was injured after years of trying to “save me.”)
I want justice for everybody, no matter what the offense. I want justice for abused animals. I don’t give a shit what the excuse is….I want justice.
She looked at my lifeline and said “oh…you have help.” (I know what your lifeline is and my life should have ended years ago, if you believe in palm reading.)
She said the last three years, I had been doing something to help my lifeline. Hmmm. If dropping down to 94 pounds is helping, then I should have done that forty years ago….oh, wait. I did.
She said I wasn’t mired down with possessions and I really didn’t care about them. She’s right but I told her about my collectibles over the years and she said “but what about them now?” I told her they were packed away and I really didn’t care enough about them to get them out and they were really only a replacement for an absentee husband. She said “but even when you were collecting them, you weren’t collecting them for status.” She was right about that.
She talked about the “head” thing but I had lost interest by then, so I asked her again about the “tall, light-skinned, dark-haired man.” (I’m not above trying to get a freebie…LOL.) She smiled and said “there’s going to be too much drama for you and you need to stay away from him.”
End of palm reading…end of adventures.