The dating game continues.
First, the good ole boys.
56 years old. 5’6″ tall. His message is “you have very strict rules.”
“Yes I do. If you don’t like them….move on.”
53 years old. 6′ tall. He lives in New Jersey. He’s an animal lover and wants a relationship. His message is “Hi.”
“Could that possibly be your condition? High?”
59 years old. 6’4″ tall. He’s a truck driver. He loves mud trucks and NASCAR. His message is “I hope you have an nice Easter to.”
“To what? I think you should get into your mud truck and head for the race track. (By the way…I won’t be riding shotgun.”)
67 years old. 6’2″ tall. He’s into beach bumming. His message is “I’d like to take you out to dinner if I knew where you were.”
“There’s a reason you don’t know where I am.”
76 years old. 5’10” tall. He likes fishing and camping. His message is “but you’re so pretty.”
“Did you forget the first part of the message?”
54 years old. 5’8″ tall. He has lots of pictures of himself. In one, he is spread-eagle in a chair with just enough of his panties showing to tease. His message is “I hope you like what you see.”
“I sure do! Come on over! Don’t forget to wear those shorts and those tidy whities….I’ll provide the chair.”
NOW for “Mr. Beautiful.”
I just kept thinking “this is so bizarre.” My mind has traveled to all sorts of scenarios, including “somebody” faking a profile, which I think is the most logical explanation and I think I know who.
Sam and I were chatting (samlobos) and I decided to look up “older male models.” Zsa Zsa Gabor (you know, that sex and the city thing)…there he was! He is a pretty man!
I messaged him this:
“I’m so disappointed that I didn’t get a message from you today, especially after the nice Easter wish I got. I realize you live in Pennsylvania but I have my own airplane and I could fly up there anytime. Or, if you’d like, I could arrange for my chauffeur to come pick you up and bring you down here. We could dine in or out, depending on what you’d like. Later, we could enjoy a Margarita while relaxing in my hot tub.
I hate to sound forward but I am so anxious to meet you. Looking forward to your next message.
What do you think the odds are that I’ll hear from him again? LOL