I got another email from one of those scammers. It said:
“GREETINGS, MY name is Dennis Jefferson, I am 59 years old, I’m diagnosed with esophageal cancer because it went unnoticed, I have just been informed by my doctor that I only have a few months to live due to cancer illness, I have decided to WILL/donate 8 Million Pounds to you to promote charity works, Please reply for more details on this noble project of mine.”
What I said:
“Dear Mr. Jefferson,
Bless your heart. I am so sorry to hear about your illness.
Please, how can I help?”
What I really meant:
What an idiot. I really don’t give a shit about your pretend illness. By the way, over here in America, we put periods after sentences, not commas.